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91027 No. 91027 watch
Ever had one of those days where you go to bed late thinking you'll get a nice long rest to kick off the new day, only to discover to your surprise that you accidentally set your alarm for, oh, six hours earlier than you meant to? Yes, I'm having one of those days, it would seem.

Everyone's making threads lately, I almost feel left out. Unfortunately for y'all I kind of suck at coming up with topical threads, but I'm only kinda terrible at conversation, and the FS thread is currently saging like crazy, so... anyone want to kill some time, talking about about this and that and everything in between? What's on your minds today, /chat/?

I guess if I have to make it feel somewhat relevant I'll pose a question, uhh... tell me something interesting? Hard mode, tell it as a limerick or a haiku.
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No. 91028
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>>91027
>Ever had one of those days where you go to bed late thinking you'll get a nice long rest to kick off the new day, only to discover to your surprise that you accidentally set your alarm for, oh, six hours earlier than you meant to?
Yes I have done that one time. It truly is a terrible feeling. I can feel the pain and suffering your are going through right now

Yeah I'll talk to you, dearest Questy. You are quite the interesting character
No. 91029
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>>91028
Not sure if sympathy or sarcasm, but I'm in a good mood today, so I'm going to pretend that it's the first one! ♥

And hiya Fiddles! Sorry for taking so long to respond, was having breakfast and I got distracted by the sunrise. One of the perks of an early day, eh? Ha, well I'm not sure if your accusations are founded, but I'll not belittle your company. Come, let us speak! What's on your mind tonight, my friend? What news from the world of Fidalgo?
No. 91030
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>>91029
Just by reading that post I can tell that you are in a great mood this morning. Have a heart ♥

Don't worry about it, a sunrise on a summer morning must look nice~
What is on my mind? Nothing too interesting except that I am happy since I get to talk to you again.
New news?? uhhh well my break is over and I have to go back to school again.
No. 91031
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>>91030
Aw, but I'm in a great mood every morning. I'm just never awake in the mornings, ha. But I shan't get carried away, so I ought to ask, how're things over there with my favourite Australian?

It does! I think a storm's coming in, as the sky was the most vivid shades of red, orange, yellow, and green today, with brushstrokes of pink thrown over it all. Red sunrises usually mean bad weather, but it's certainly pretty. ^^
D'aw, well it's good to see you again as well, mate. You should poke your head out of the shadows more often, the darkness doesn't suit you. Have another heart. ♥
Ha, what a coincidence, my break starts in about ten hours! Are you looking forward to being back at all? If you could sum up how you're feeling about it through interpretive dance, what sort of music would the dance be set to?
No. 91032
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>>91027
Wake up with soreness
Day seems cold, but not for long
The small pup brings warmth

Off the top of my head, not very interesting, and I may have exaggerated the poeticness of it, but there you go. And what of you, tell me something interesting in haiku form, if it would please thee?

And hi there, hope you're not tired of me yet. ^^

>>91028
Also you
>pokes
...
>tackle hugs!
Hi Fiddles! ^^
No. 91033
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>>91031
Things are fine! I'm just tired right now. How are things with my favourite Canadian?

Oh wow that must look amazing. Enjoy it as much as you can before the bad weather settles in
I've been here for the past few days but I've just been lurking around. Have two hearts ♥♥
Lucky you how long is your break? Yeah it's been fine and I feel it's certainly better than staying at home all day. uhhh, I can't really think of anything right now, I'm too tired and that would require me to think.
No. 91034
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>>91032
jjooooohhhhnnnnnyyyyy
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>>91032
Aw, I knew I could count on you to do a poem! Very beautiful, you have a talent for it. Small pup, though? Don't tell me you've smuggled your dog into work, that would be surprising even for you, ha.

Tch, what does exaggerating the poeticness even mean? What is poetry, if not the art of giving the mundane romantic form? I would say that there's no subject more suitable for poetic transformation than what is regular and normal. Me do one, though? ... A cruel trick. Let's see,

Eyes blurry, fatigued
Cruel folly brought me here
To be warmed by friends.

Don't judge too harshly now, I'm exhausted. This is the best you're getting, I hope it'll suffice. :p

Anyway, hello there! Tired of you? I could never imagine the day when that might be so. Have you tired of my company yet? Feel free to stick around and sample conversation with my party guests, just know that the host will be keeping an endearing eye on you, heh. ♥

>>91033
Oh right, it must be very late over there, isn't it? Do you have class tomorrow, then? Perhaps you should sleep, mate. It's always great to see you, but I wouldn't want to cause you to sleep through your first day back.
I'm well though, thanks for asking! I'm at that wonderful place where I'm not tired enough to sleep but I'm so tired that everything feels magical, ha. Ist gut. ^^

Will do!
That's what I mean, you should spend less time lurking and more time mingling with friends! That's what we're here for, eh? And ha, have less than three hearts. <3
Not long at all, only about two weeks or so. I know I'm going to enjoy them, though. Ha, fair. Maybe it's time for bed, mate?
No. 91036
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>>91035
fiiiiine I'll get some sleep. Goodnight Questy! I hope to see you soon.

Goodnight to you too, Johnny!
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>>91036
Goodnight, Fid! Feel free to swing by anytime, you're always welcome. ^^
No. 91038
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>>91034
Fiddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>91036
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Very well though, get a good rest Fiddles! Hope to see you soon *hugs* ♥

>>91035
Heh, if you say so, thank you. ^^
Hahaha, I wish I could! But I did not no, but there's nothing more comforting to a dim dark morning then feelings that warm bundle of fur rubbing against your feet. I was just telling my mom the other day how it's weird how whenever I see my dog it's like my mood just instantly sky rockets, she's so wonderful :3

Heh, true true true! I'll stick with it then! And perhaps do more normal life ones in the future should the opportunity arise!

Heh, as if that wasn't great, I rather liked it, very nicely done. ^^
Though, I hate to be that guy but, you're 1 syllable short. :p

Heh, excellent then! As I definitely have not tired of yours, that would be a very difficult thing to do. :3
I will most definitely look forward to it! May I ask how the leader is doing and if he is busy at all?
No. 91039
Halp how do I keep upz?

I've got nothing interesting. But I do suck at sleep just as much as ever :P

I did read that chronic tiredness can sometimes be caused by too much alcohol, so am cutting down during the week. Protip: Alcohol-free Kopparberg tastes just like the real thing!
No. 91044
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91044
>>91038
^^
Haha, well at least I guessed the creature correctly! In today's cryptic world, 'little pup' could mean anything. Especially when you're the one being cryptic! I think I can imagine what you mean though, I used to feel that way whenever I'd wake up and my cat would be there. The cat I have now though, well... I can think of a few faces that are more welcome than his, and not all of them are very welcome sights. :p
That is cute, though. You two make an excellent pair. :3

Should the opportunity arise, you say? Ha, well maybe we'll just have to make the opportunity arise, then! I've got a few hours, want to waste your time at work away composing poetry with me, my friend? :p

Ha, thank you. Am I a syllable short, though? Five seven five, that's how it goes, no? Maybe we just have different pronunciations of one of those words, as I swear I've counted it a half dozen times now and it seems to match yours in my eye. Curious.

Ha, I almost believe you... okay, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. Pull up a chair then, make yourself comfortable! ^^
You may indeed! I'll tell you that he's doing very well, thank you for asking, Not busy in the slightest, just trying to take it easy and stay awake, doing some writing here and there. How about yourself? How fares your internet questing today?

>>91039
By posting slowly and making people wait for you, of course! We can't all be speedy typers like John, take your time. Call it a lesson in patience and calmness.

There we go! Now turn that into a few rhyming stanzas and we'll be good, heh.

Tastes like the real thing? Pray tell, why would anyone drink alcohol for its taste? I've yet to find two kinds of alcohol that taste even remotely similar, so what exactly is this 'real thing' that you refer to, if I may inquire?
No. 91046
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>>91044
Hahaha, oh dear, that poor cat sounds like a bit of a scare. :p
Thank you :3

Haha, uh.....yeah sure why not, shall we begin talking in haikus? :p

Pronunciations
We see them differently
I see 5 6 5

I certainly shall ^^
The chair on the left looks nice
May I have a drink?
Ah sounds nice as ever, don't think you'll be too tired by the time exam rolls around? ^^'
Johnny fares quite well!
He's had a nice normal day
He shall work today!
And on that note, you have any plans for the day? ^^

>We can't all be speedy typers like John, take your time.
Tsk, I'm not that fast of a typer!....I hope :p
No. 91047
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>>91046
Ha, he's not soooo bad
He's just completely useless
At protecting me. :p

Challenge accepted!
Though I might be a bit slow
Hope you like waiting.

How can that be so?
Was it fol-ly, or cru-el?
Where do we differ?

A drink? Yes, you may!
Though all I have is water.
Pray, will that suffice?

Not at all! I'm fine.
I'll grab some coffee en route
Maybe nap later.

You, work? I'm surprised!
Does this mean you're not alone?
You boss is back, hmm?

Plans, no I have none.
Write, watch, chat, who knows. Today,
I follow the stream.

How about your day,
Something on your agenda
Aside from you work?

Haha, a strange hope.
Why is that, if I may ask?
It's a compliment. :p
No. 91048
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91048
I always wake up early to server justice.
No. 91049
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>>91027
Houseflies have short lives
They hum in the key of F
They never complain
No. 91050
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>>91049
Snails can sleep 3 years
That's pretty damn awesome, bro
That are so slow though.

>>91048
Bats always turn left
When they exit a cave place
I like bats a lot *nudge nudge*
No. 91051
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91051
>>91048
Not all of us can be heroes, Batman. Crime never sleeps, but I would like to.

>>91049
>>91050
Interesting facts!
An animal fan, are you?
I didn't know those.
No. 91052
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>>91047
That little kitten
Unable to bring you warmth
Not a good mitten

Waiting's often fine
When it breeds a great result
Which this surely is

The word known as cruel
Is where our differences show
I see 1, you 2

Water is a drink
I only have at fancy
Restaurants, so yes

Glad to hear I am
You have things taken care of
I leave it to you

Ha, you shouldn't be
Balance is my middle name
Even when alone

Or the wind you mean
Or perhaps the great current
Many ways to fly

Agenda unchanged
Work, chat, play, listen, and fun
A flexible plan

It means I am gone
Past the point of no return
I am lost always

>>91048
I laughed too much at this xD
No. 91053
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>>91051
I didn't either!
Well, I guess you could say that.
I have many more.
No. 91054
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>>91052
Ha, I should hope not!
He's a lousy guardian
But a worse garment :p

Aw, I should hope so
I don't know about you, mate
But I'm having fun ^^

Is that so? How strange
I've never considered that
Our accents differ

Of course, so I've heard
And I would offer my friend
Nothing but the best

Thank you. On that note
My schedule, she is fixed!
But for how long, though?

Implying, you do
That there's no greater upset
To balance, than work

Or the road, perhaps
To tread down at one's leisure
One way, many means

Flexible, indeed!
Though it does beg one to ask
Details to share?

Truly poetic
Cryptic too, your signature
How do you figure?

>>91053
Wikipedia?
Google, in this day and age
Makes fans of us all

Alas, I have naught
To exchange; but perhaps you
Care to share some more?
No. 91055
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>>91054
No way; too wordy
You would be correct! It's great
I suppose it could

In you're own thread? Jeeze
You should step up your game, Quest
I'll concoct more now!
No. 91056
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>>91054
Wait a second here...
Animal facts? Or others?
I think I got lost

Animals: easy
Others...not really so much
Clarification
No. 91057
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>>91055
Choose simple English
Watch articles shrink in size
Feel slightly dumb

Your tone, it suggests
That I would self-inflict this
Nay, I am immune

I am no martyr
This thread's cross is a burden
For my friends to bear

>>91056
Oh, animal facts!
Or whichever works for you
I am not picky
No. 91058
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91058
*shrug* [x5]
*shrug* [x7]
*shrug* [x5]

>>91056
40k years there
Photons bounce in the sun: trapped
Eight minutes to Earth

Honey does not spoil
Lasts for a hella long time
I wouldn't eat it

Dead people can live
They get goosebumps when freezing
So creepy, but cool

>>91057
That's a thing? Mein Gott o.o
Humiliation? No way
I can imagine

My tone is silent
I cannot speak. Muteness: on.
You win this round, bub.

You brazen bastard
Term of endearment, of course
But still...meanie pants...

Well this is awkward
I can fix it. No worries!
I'll do more next time
No. 91059
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>>91058
Very neat factoids!
Though I have seen old honey
Bacteria, not sweet

What is death, I ask?
Your cells carry on, blissful
Unaware you've died

It is, handy thing!
Research quantum mechanics
Almost understand

Your quiet is loud
Silence speaks a booming tone
Words are not needed

I've said it before
I am more venom than saint
I am not sorry

Not at all awkward!
Perfectly suitable, aye
You are good at this ^^
No. 91060
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>>91059
Thankies. They were pie.
Where did you see such a feat? :o
That's pretty icky...

Something not living
Philosophical question
Hmm... Interesting

I've never used it
I do that regularly~
I find it awesome!

Oxymorons, eh?
I can try my hand at them
Deafening silence

Pictures are enough
Can sometimes be confusing
But always worth it

I was not there then
You seem fine enough to me
Fine then, be that way :'c

Oh? That's a relief
Just give me a moment, please
More are on the way

I listen to rap
I get my share of practice
Bitch, I am flawless

No. 91061
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>>91054
And I am as well
I would cite the source here as
The fun of constraints

The accents you say?
How interesting that is
Meeting will be fun :p

If that is the goal
Then I must ask the degrees
Water is how cold?

Congratulations!
Do not fret of minor things
Celebration time!

But this is all true
The hardest balance there is
Is our wants and needs

Many ways indeed
You are given many paths
Why not just fly off?

Details are many
Variables are greater
The key lies within

He who has mastered
Is he who has gone too far
He needs a cold drink

>>91058
Ah ha, it is you!
So good to see you it is
How is your fourteen?
No. 91062
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>>91060
If you are thirsty
Drink some water, please do this
Dehydration sucks

Best fact of the day
A bit obvious...whatevs
It's still a fact, man.

The pupil is cool
Expands 45%
Something pleasing, though

The tongue is germ free
Pink is good, white is less good
Thin film of germs there

A dalmatian born
Has no spots, those come later
That's pretty cool, right?

Stomach and cheeks unite
When you blush, they both turn red
Don't ask how I know

Hippos can be red
When upset, they secrete it
Red sweat means danger

Soccer players rule
Seven miles a game! Wow!
More than I can do

Blood squirts ~20 feet
Don't nick your arteries, kids
Very messy job

Oh dear, this is bad
A yellow stranger in socks...
What does he want now?

>>91061
W-what do you want?
I have no money on me
I bruise easily! ;_;
No. 91063
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91063
There once was a poster named Anonpony,
Who's name, admittedly, was a phony.
A question they had,
and boy, was he mad,
WHERE DA LIMERICKS AT? SHEEIT.
Let's get some Nantucket in here! NANTUCKET!
No. 91064
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91064
>>91062
Money is nothing
There is but one thing I want
You, you, you, and you :3
No. 91065
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>>91064
But...it can buy stuff!
Oh, I'm sure that you can-...
Oh my...that's um...sweet...?

I'm not on clearance
It'll cost you a shiny dime
One that can't reflect..
No. 91066
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91066
>>91065
I am sure*, sorry
My brain was on "auto-fix"
A minor typo

*shrugku*
No. 91067
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>>91065
>>91066
Oh, and another
I think I dropped the ball now
It was a good run
No. 91068
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>>91065
Stuff brings but one thing
More stress then you could ask for
The ultimate trap

Sweet is but a side
Of the many that are me
You bring out my sweet :3

Oh my, now that is.....
A dime without reflection
Paradox we go!

>>91066
>>91067
No need to be sad
These are a tricky business
Even I make mistakes
No. 91069
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91069
Alack! I've got class
Cutting it short, gotta run
You boys play nicely~
No. 91070
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>>91068
I see how you think
The best way you can, I'm sure
I like your style *hug*

Sweet and creepy mix
Odd emotion come to life
Flattering and hawt

Paradox unearthed
It's time for the reckoning
On second thought...nah

But I'm always sad ;-;
I was doing so well, too
That made me giggle

>>91069
Aflack! Be careful!
Don't trip over anything D:
I do as I please >.>

Have a nice time, Quest
I'm sure you'll make it in time
You'll be fine *super-hugz*
No. 91072
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>>91069
All righty, good luck!
Respond when you would like. And,
No promises made~ :3

>>91070
Your style as well
One I most enjoy seeing
Hugs are made better *hugs* ♥

A mix like no else
Appealing like no other
Attractive and high~

A shock and awe time
Moment of hesitation
Saves the world from us

But you give me joy ;-;
Perfection's overrated
Friends are all you need :3

And I am so late
Apologies all around
My stomach growled loud
No. 91073
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91073
I had a bad day at work
A dog client acted like a berk
Kicked me in the nuts
with no ifs or buts
Now with that said I go back to lurk.
No. 91074
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91074
>go to bed really late, figuring you can sleep in 5 hours or so
>wake up at usual time without an alarm anyway
I hate my circadian rhythm.
No. 91075
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>>91072
You're adorable
You silly little duckling
Hugs are always nice~

Oh dear, this is strange ^^;
Yet oh so interesting
I sense an omen

Like Jeopardy, right? :D
You have to pick correctly
Or you lose it all

I don't see how, really
But oh so fun to rub in :p
Friends are seldom found

Time stands still for none
We should all accept that fact
It is all O.K.

What are you up to?
Anything admirable?
I would love to know

>>91073
Thank you! You've done it!
I will go grab the punnet
This calls for picnics.

>Using berk, not jerk
Interesting choice of words
Have fun with your lurk! ^^

>>91074
Don't mess with the rhythm, bro
Only bad outcomes from such a mess
I truly am sorry, though

*cough*
How did it get messed up, anyway?
No. 91076
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>>91073
A day with no shine
We will have to make some then
Up for a chat friend?

>>91074
This is the problem
I have with all the weekends
Relax with the day

>>91075
Only in your eyes!
Though you do have the best eyes :3
With you they're nicer~

Oh man, an O men?
It's time for our destines?
Have I gone too far?~

Games that are like those
Where one mistake costs it all
I fair badly in

Understandings bonds
To those who chase it? Oh yes! :p
Friends are no cake piece

Ah yes, constant time
Never stopping, always on
Infinite creature

I am not working
Yet at the place to do so
A rebel is me

And how fares my friend?
Has the day been good to you?
I am excited ^^
No. 91079
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>>91076

Though I have no time
I am inclined to accept.
So how are you, mate?

(The British language)
(Grates heavily on haiku)
(If colloquial ><)
No. 91081
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91081
>>91079
I am doing well!
Today has been relaxing
Time spent here is good ^^

And how do you fare?
Will the language be okay?
Or has time just stopped?
No. 91082
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91082
Well this thread took off!

>>91044
Calmness? How do I calm halp halp paniccccc!

There was a young man who drank beer
He had nothing to say around here
He posted a thread
It went to his head
And then he came over all queer

>I've yet to find two kinds of alcohol that taste even remotely similar
Precisely! That's the adventure of the many many real ales ("craft beers", I think you call 'em), however they typically need alcohol to taste right, in much the same way that a pizza needs cheese.
No. 91084
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>>91081

Ah, t'is good to hear!
Though I must confess envy
Towards your day off!

It matters not though
For as long as one fare well
One can be content ^^

--

Personally I've
Encountered one of those days
That just so happens

To offer context
On life from a negative
Perspective, I fear.

Many silly dogs
All making their presence known
At work and as such

I am left tired
And not to sound ungrateful
Battered, and bruised.

Additionally
Family, or lack thereof
Remains an issue.

Though despite the storm
I weather in the knowledge
That the shore exists.

And though I may float
For longer than I care to.
It remains worth it.

So instead I'll try
A positive note
Or two from this day

Summer rain, though bleak
Compared to glowing sunshine
Offers life, and peace.

I read of stories
Fictional as they may be
Of far distant lands

And though time is short
I'm the master of schedule
Lo, so here we are.

(This form of discourse)
(Unwieldly, would be succinct)
(But endure, I shall!)
No. 91087
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>>91076
My my, how kind, sir!
You spoil me rotten, no?
Too frail for good hugs :c

I am afraid so
I doubt they collide, sorry
You have further yet

Me as well, friend-o
I like to have three chances
Else, what is the point?

Live and learn, I think
It's kind of how people learn
Experience, bruh

There has never been
A time when that has happened
Sad and harsh, but true

A river of life
Indifferent to the world
It flows many ways

*sigh* You lazy bones!
I'd scold you, but I do too
Working isn't fun

>Foreveralone
I hate visual novels
By hate I mean love

Nothing eventful
I didn't do shit today
Feelsgoodman, truly

>>91082
Not quite yet silly!
That is for later *nudge nudge*
Limericks are great
No. 91088
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91088
>>91075

I insist it's nought
My schooling may have faltered
But haiku form? Hah!

Such is the result
Of being born in England
Worse still, willingly!

So that I embrace
The rather odd lexicon
Of my ancestors!
No. 91089
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>>91088
Haikus are easy
Limericks take too much time
I'm a busy bee

You controlled your birth? :o
They should write books about you!
"The planning baby"

You English are weird
Not that that's bad or nothin'
Just 2odd4me

I notice no lurk
You boldly lied to me, friend
You hurt my feelings
No. 91092
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91092
>>91089

The haiku can flex
Lim'rick does not live up to
Less jovial speech!

A tale of intrigue
Plotting futures, events!
Yet still in nappies!

Oh it's quite alright
Some of us revel in it
The rest matter not :P

Much like my bowel
After a spicy curry
The truth is fluid!
No. 91093
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>>91092
You are correct there
Three different lines
For three whole topics

Limericks? Heavy
Haikus? Much less so, in fact
Red watermelons

Nappies...OF POWER
A level 80 baby
A sight to behold

Hey, that's a bit cold
I'm not an Englishman, no
YEAH AMURRIKA

That's truly horrid
Bloody excrement, how droll
The truth smells awful

Uh, where do you work?
Change the subject, I beg you
Anything will do
No. 91095
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>>91093

Oh I must agree
In sentiment to your own
Opinion, but yet

Pray, do tell me just
What is the significance
Of the melon, sir?

It topped mighty steed
Ridden to death and glory
But nerf it befoulst.

Well you don't live here
So you can't begrudge the chavs
That make up the dregs

Of our modern land
Fuelled off of cheap alcohol,
swearing, and violence!

The rest are fine though
And in the majority
Or at least we hope!

The truth stinks foul, true
But perhaps that offers why
We try to hide it

In reality
I did not lurk as promised
Merely returned!

But alas, I yield
A change of topic indeed
Is much in order!

I am a student
Though for the summer I work
In my Mum's Salon

It tailours to dogs
Who'm I wash, day in day out
So it's apt to say.

My existence is
A perpetually damp,
Somewhat fragrant one!

And as for you, friend?
Doest thou enjoy the trappings
Of gainful employ?
No. 91100
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91100
>>91095
Melons are the key
To power thus far unknown
Superconductors

Children can't do that!
You have to be 18+
At least here you do

I don't even know
Your vernacular is strange
Chavs and dregs, say what?

Cheap fuel, eh? I see
I've never been, so Idunno
Wine and liquor here

Only some try that
Those who are afraid of it
Of it's true power

You were a liar
Hiding the truth, how funny
That you would say it

Ah, the wet dog scent
Marvelous, isn't it? Heh
At least you smell nice

Nothing of intrigue
I am externally dull,
A wisp barely known
No. 91139
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91139
Haiku requested
night shift approaches

A brief reply
No. 91141
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91141
Anyone around?
Waking up early is nice...
But ughh, so boring. >.<
No. 91142
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91142
>>91141

Yes, just got off work,
But food needs to be bought in
So I may be brief.
No. 91143
>>91142

Three hours difference?
Confound this forusm time zones
Time to shop
No. 91144
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91144
>>91143
>>91142
Three hours is nothing!
When you're as bored as I am
Time has no meaning
No. 91145
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91145
>>91144

Likewise, with no time
It loses a true meaning
Work is too busy

Even though it's done
And I should have time to rest.
My Mum, she rushes.
No. 91146
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91146
>>91145

Holy fucking shit
Shopping took an entire hour?
You see what I mean?!!!
No. 91147
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91147
>>91145
>>91146
Alack! Distracted!
Sincerest apologies
Are you still around?
No. 91148
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91148
>>91147

Just got off dinner
so actually yes now.
Now to try to stay!!
No. 91149
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91149
>>91148
Then welcome! Please stay
I could use the company.
Pray tell, how art thou?
No. 91150
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91150
>>91149

Oh but of course mate
Last day of the work for the week
So I am quite tired.

Dogs were fat and dumb
Nearly puked at work (don't ask)
Yet it's a living.

Feeling okay thanks
I have reasons to be down
But choose to ignore.

Such is life really!
School cannot come soon enough.
And how about you?
No. 91151
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91151
>>91150
Ah yes, I forgot
Friday is naught but a day
When you are on break.

Though with that in mind
What are your plans for the weekend?
If any, that is.

Shan't ask, you don't tell
Besides, I read your account
Whilst lurking, ouch.

Oh, only okay?
A helpful trick, ignorance
But may I inquire?

The ZeAl I knew
Shook at the mere thought of class
How far you have come. :p

I myself am fine
If thoughtful; these are strange times
Not sure how to feel.

Cannot complain, though!
The weather's fair, weekend near
Not a day to brood.
No. 91152
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91152
>>91151

That's certainly so.
Though today was hardly slow
Time flew by.. damply!

My plan's as follows
1. Rest. 2. Catch up on sleep
3. Insert Task here.

Seriously though
I'll probably play something
Maybe record it.

Although with that said
I have EU IV to play
Or figure out, heh.

Oh you read my moan?
Would that be for yesterday
Or for todays winge?

---

A simple answer
My antidepressants wane
And my fatigue, wax.

Family trouble
Continues to be as such
Though there is some hope.

Divorce has started
It only took six sodding
Months, not long at all!

Oh I assure you
My zeal for education
Is temporary

Though there is a chance
Slim as it may be, I know
For that to be false!

Strange times, in strange worlds
Understanding remains moot
Sally on, prosper.

Woah that was way too
Poetic for my style, huh?
Good to hear you're fine.

Though sometimes it's best
To not think on 'how' to feel
But to just do so.

Ah, the weather, hah.
Do not mention the weather
To an Englishman

This morn was drizzle
This afternoon was downpour
An evening found sunshine.

Cornecopia
Of meteorological
Events to live in!
No. 91155
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91155
>>91152
... Colour me impressed
Never before have I seen
A haiku textwall.

Ha, speak for yourself!
My day crawled, my one respite
A single slow friend.

To be a member
Of the working class, dreadful
Rest well, you poor boy.

Ah, for your channel?
I had meant to check that out
Empty promises. ^^'

Though I am nothing
If not inconsistent, true
Should not be surprised.

Ohh, fun! You got it?
Have you played it yet, that game?
It looks... new, complex.

Today's, I reckon
Something about something rank
I'd rather not quote.

That's unfortunate
To say the least; rest, perchance
Find more tomorrow?

Hmm, most distressing
A lengthy process, divorce?
That can't be much fun...

Perhaps not lasting
A happy change nonetheless
I'd call that progress.

Poetic indeed!
Though not truly unhelpful
Were meaning not lost.

Fine, a silly word
Many interpretations
One for each of us.

Sometimes feelings
Must become actions, my friend
To which thought is key.

And to you I say,
Never complain of rainfall
To a colonist!

History lesson
Do you know why BC is?
My homeland, that is.

Once upon a time
Retired British soldiers
Sought home far from home.

Here they found, damp, wet
Thrice the rain of their isles
Though with good farming.

Grey, moist, yet serene
Beautiful, familiar
Victoria, they said.

British weather's tame
Like a kitten, when compared
To Columbia.

... late, apologies
Got carried away, back now
Hope you're still awake.
No. 91156
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91156
Energy fails me
And though a night is now born
I must rest, sorry.
No. 91157
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91157
>>91156
Heh, that's fine, really
I was slow, sorry for that
Get some good rest, mate!
No. 91159
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91159
>>91157
Just like that, awake
Confound this darned computer
With it's strong allure.

Poem doth not bind me
To terms such as brevity
It ist not contained

Glad to be of use
Both to your day, and to mine
It's satisfying ^^

Worry not dear friend
The satisfaction comes from
Production, not views.

Of course, still loyal!
Still bad at it too, alas
Maybe I'll improve

There is potential
But a great many changes
It'll take a while!

Ah, in which case then
One can assure you, candy
MAkes a good blocker.

Aye, I'll sleep soon mate
And I still have five days left
Of medication

From love become pain
From intimimate trust, to hate
It's not been easy.

Though there exists light
An end to morbid affair
In that, there is hope!

Feelings and actions
Opposite ends of a scale
Inter-act with care.

There was a reason
Your ancestors left us mate
I'll go blame the rain :P

Oh, interesting
Something learned today it seems
In wake of its end.

In any case mate
I really must get to rest,
Peace, at ones behest ^^
No. 91171
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91171
The poor sleep schedule saga continues! Without poetry, this time. Accidentally napped for a couple hours, and now it's my bed time and I'm wide awake. Will you keep me company, /chat/?
No. 91172
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91172
>>91171
Poor Questy, do you want me to sing to you in your time of dire need?
No. 91173
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91173
>>91172
Actually, I would! Sing me a lullaby, please please please? :3
No. 91174
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91174
>>91173
oh god I didn't actually think you would want me to sing to you. Which song in particular do you want me to sing?
No. 91175
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91175
>>91174
Haha, well you don't have to if you really don't want to! But you asked if I wanted you to sing, and I can't lie to you, I think that would be lovely. Don't feel pressured, though! And umm... well I only know one or two lullabies, and they're both a bit long... you choose? :3
No. 91176
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>>91175
I don't really sing but I guess I could give it a shot. Well I kinda only asked as a joke sort of thing but I'll do it if you want me to. Which songs were they?? I need to know!
No. 91177
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91177
>>91176
Ha, don't worry about it. I wouldn't expect you to either, my request was half in jest anyway. I'd never expect my friends to do anything for me that I wouldn't be willing to do for them... and if you ever demanded that I sing for you, I would likely just feign internet disconnection, heh. You're safe. ^^

I still expect a lullaby, though! You listen to a lot of music, I'm sure you have something lying around. As for me, umm, have a song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMgU0lLPKxk
No. 91178
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>>91177
Fair enough! I will actually attempt to sing for you right now. Haha, I can't blame you for doing that singing just seems to put people off, it's like the one thing not many people will do for others.

And I'll get on singing a song for you which I have chosen myself.
No. 91179
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91179
>>91178
Awwh, that would make my night if you did that. Heh, I know eh? It's the embarrassment factor, I think. People might hear my singing, the thought of which makes me about as anxious as if you had asked me to suddenly dance in a public place. I would sing for you though, but... well, you know how my voice is, and even if that weren't a problem I have no mic. Alas.

Awesome, I can't wait. :3
No. 91180
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91180
>>91179
Done! I hope you like it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hiSaPuHrqQ
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91181
>>91180
Oh wow, that was... both chilling and beautiful, huh. I can still feel the hairs on the back of my neck standing up after listening to that. That's the best kind of feeling, though. Thank you so much for the song! I like your voice, it's very calming. ♥
No. 91182
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>>91181
You really liked it? I didn't think it was that good! I'm not much of a singer.. soo yeah. I'm glad that you liked it. Thank you for the compliments
No. 91183
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91183
I'll be back in a few minutes I have to eat lunch
No. 91184
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91184
>>91182
Of course! You have a nice voice, and even if you didn't the sentiment is enough to earn my appreciation. Not many people would do that for their friend, you're one of a kind. ♥

>>91183
Okay, have a good one! I'll be here if you come back. ^^
No. 91185
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91185
>>91184
That was a rather quick lunch.
I would be lying if I didn't say I was feeling super appreciated right now. You're making me smile like an idiot! You're too kind
No. 91186
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91186
>>91185
Is there any other kind?
D'aw, well that's excellent, that was my intention. You deserve to feel appreciated, because you truly are. ♥
... Hope you don't mind cheesiness, I get really sappy when I'm tired. Umm, so! ... what's new over there? How're things, my friend?
No. 91187
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91187
well i can not poem
but would like to say hello
how are you today?
No. 91188
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91188
>>91186
uhhh a slow lunch?
You're doing it again! Surely I don't deserve all of the appreciation. Have some hearts yourself you wonderful person ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
That makes two of us! I too, am incredibly tired. Wweeeeellllll yesterday I went to a party/movie night thing which was quite fun. The only thing I regret is making the decision not to sleep.
And how are things for you?

song time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg
No. 91189
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91189
>>91187
Oh, there is no need!
We're speaking normally now,
Unless you'd prefer...?

I am quite well though!
Thoughtful, a little tired,
But quite well. And you?

>>91188
Nonsense, such things don't exist. Slowness is for dinner, lunch is meant to be eaten on the run.
Haha, au contraire! I would argue the exact opposite, that I don't vocally appreciate you enough. There aren't many people that I consider to be true friends these days, especially online, but you're certainly one of them. That makes you special to me, and special people get loved. ♥
Aw, ha, perhaps you should sleep? That sounds fun, though! How was that? Any adventures to share before you head out, if you choose to? I'm going to one of those tomorrow myself, which will be... an adventure.
Things are good here, thanks! Had a nice thoughtful and quiet day, can't complain too much. Alles ist gut. ^^

Is best time. :3
Ha, that could almost be my theme song, if it were a little less poppy. I like it. Afraid I have no pop (that I feel comfortable with sharing >.<), but I was just listening to this, have a tune:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWgsdexkv18
No. 91190
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91190
>>91189
oh,okay i see
i guess i can stop that now
and say as much as i'd like without worrying about syllables or anything c:

oh yay! glad to hear you're well c: may i ask what you are thoughtful about? and i am tired too,and doing okay c:
>hugs
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>>91189
I thought you were a slow eater!
And I'll say the same to you, you are a special person to me. It's always exciting talking to you and It can brighten my mood so much.
Noooo, not yet at least I'll go to bed in a few hours. Yeah it was rather fun but the best part was when I decided to take my pants off halfway during the night with no one objecting. A lot of my friends and a few other people were more curious as to why I shave my legs. The next 10 minutes were spent explaining why I shave and I tried to convince others to do it, although it does feel a little weird when 5 people touch your legs at the same time. Fun times~
Awesome! Are you looking forward to it?Expecting anything exciting to happen? I hope to hear many stories of this party next time we speak.

Haha, yeah it defenitely is a great song. Oh wow that was quite different. Do you like to listen to songs like those?
Have another
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkYlvW6p4HY
No. 91192
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91192
>>91190
Unless you want to!
I dunno, I like the change
Constraints can be fun. :p

I suppose they do make conversation a little more tedious than it needs to be, though. Erm, anyway! Thank you! Oh you know, just life and friends and silly things like that, nothing really. Glad you're well, though! Have a good day, I hope? ^^
>hugs

>>91191
I am, but tsk, lunch isn't a real meal! ... Then again, my lunch tends to consist of me just raiding the pantry, so it's no wonder I treat it differently.
D'aw, c'mere you. *hugs* ♥
Ha, fair enough! Oh? The first party you tell me about you spend a large amount of time cuddling with someone, and now you're taking your pants off in front of strangers? Naughty naughty~ ha, but I can imagine that was pretty fun. Was it that big a deal, though? Maybe my friends are just weird, but when one of my friends started shaving his legs, no one said anything. Why, they might even know that I do, they're probably aware, but I've never had it commented on. Not sure which of us is luckier, ha.
I think I am! It'll be... interesting. My five best friends are going to be there, which is nice, as well as a childhood friend that was very dear to me once upon a time... but there'll also be my ex that I dated for two years, the one who assaulted me the last time I saw her. So uh, it'll be an adventure indeed!

Ha, as I've said before, I listen to everything. Instrument-less songs like that have a special place in my heart, though. Shanties, marching tunes, stuff like that. They're magical.
Oh, I'm really liking this! Saved it actually, thanks for that one, you have good taste.
Another!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgVWJkc5gXE
No. 91193
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91193
>>91192
i guess it is fun
but i am also sleepy
so not sure i can

life and friends are silly things? ;~;
and i had a nice day yes c: you?
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91194
>>91193
Well, I'd argue that
Difficulty makes it fun
But to each his own.

Ha, they can be! Are they not? It's a sad and lost soul indeed that doesn't consider the important things to be silly, I would say. Must be sure to never take things too seriously, after all.
Excellent, I did as well. Sleep soon, perhaps?
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91195
>>91194
pehraps but i am nearly braindead..sorry :c perhps later c:

that is true is suppose! ^^;
yay~ and i think i may very soon..^^'
No. 91196
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>>91192
Lunch is an important meal as much as Breakfast and Dinner! You cannot simply skip a meal. You need to eat a proper meal not just raid the pantry.
yay hugs *hugs* <3
ha, what can I say, I'ma real party animal. Only god know what will happen to the next party I will go to. It wasn't naughty at all! I asked if everyone was fine with it and I pretty much got acquainted with everyone so it was fine! Totally justified in my books. Well a lot of people were asking my and were generally curious about it. aww really? that sounds rather boring! I think it would be fun to talk to someone else about the art of shaving.
Awesome! You have every reason to be hyped for this party. I imagine you having a time of your life, I hope you have a great time

ohh right, okay. Maybe you'll like this group. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE0UMnrQBD0
sure, there are instruments in the song but this is pretty much a vocal group
Funky~
I remember you showing me a few songs by the Dreadnoughts
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>>91195
Then sleep, silly! It's late, you sound exhausted. Get some rest, okay? ^^
*hugs again*

>>91196
Ha, raiding isn't skipping! I just happen to prefer my sandwiches in the form of raw ingredients, nothing wrong with that.

Haha, so I see! I don't know what will happen next, but I look forward to hearing about your adventures. Ha, you're adorable. Well I'm glad that it turned out well, that sounds like it was a really fun day for you. Any other parties planned anytime soon that you know of? Heh, well you're right there, it is a bit boring, I wish my friends talked about things half as interesting as yours did. I'd love to have a friend like you up here, things would be so much more fun. :3
Haha, I didn't know that the girl being there was reason for hype, but thanks! I'll enjoy it, I'm sure. ^^

Oh nice, nice, a song from the fifties I'm guessing? Heh, kind of reminds me of... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLBWkM0jzK0
Not the same style, but I just can't hear a song from that era without thinking of Buddy Holly. That fella was the fifties, I swear.
They're a good band, I think! One of my favourites, apologies if I share them a bit too often.
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>>91197
hmm..well..okay, this once i will ^^'
goodnight <3
>hugs~
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